i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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