Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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