piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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