I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Randomize
