did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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