we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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