so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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