Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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