i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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