I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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