Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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