google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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