TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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