Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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