SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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