This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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