Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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