you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
