I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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