I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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