Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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