walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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