You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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