that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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