Yo dont text me then not text me
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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