so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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