YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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