i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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