Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
The uberlube is also flammable
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
