Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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