Quick, to the slutcave!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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