no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I want her autograph on my taint
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
false alarm, still single
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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