I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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