That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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