I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
COCAINE IS GR8
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Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You peed on a flamingo?!?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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