I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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