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Quick, to the slutcave!
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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