This girl is more easily done than said...
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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