You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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