Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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