margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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