I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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