i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Drunk is a universal language darling
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