So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I cannot find my penis.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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