making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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