Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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