I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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