It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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