She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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