i barfeds in our rink
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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