there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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