Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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