I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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