Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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