girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
