He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
