but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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