you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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